Go and find some keepsake that you are really fond of and hold dear, and destroy it. Make a new enemy today. Go out and do something the Government fears. Adopt a puppy. Watch children at play and annihilate their dreams. Write a song. Read a book and ruin the ending for your friend. Yell at a stranger. Run over a pothole with your car and then go back and do it again. Tie yourself to a pole and scream for help. Chew a whole pack of gum at one time. Buy a magazine aimed towards the opposite sex, rip out all the pages and staple gun them to your walls. Make a list of your fears, and face them. Stop your car in an intersection and wash your window. Get thrown out of a bar. Buy a homeless man some lunch. Put your CDs in an order that only you can understand. Write a letter to someone you don’t know. Go to a store and pretend to shoplift. Then really do it once they think you are playing around. Catch people off guard. Ruin a perfectly good shirt. Take a walk in the park and chase small dogs. Tell a child you’d like to play catch with them, then run away with the ball. Walk into traffic and dance. Sing on top of a monument. Be a clown starved for attention.
Don’t ever tell me there is nothing to do.
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February 9, 2007 at 3:16 am
dan bno
there may be nothing to do time to time, but half the battle is finding the time to do nothing with.
know what i mean?
February 15, 2007 at 6:45 pm
tacofish
Hell yes. I have so many… just little shitty things that need to get done… but at the end of the day, I’m too tired to do anything but sleep.
July 28, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Heather Meadows
Hi there! Found you via your comment on Dariush’s blog…and this is hilarious.
July 28, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Heather Meadows
Err, actually, this comment was about the post about banning karaoke…I’m a little confused by this blog template…me hide now.
July 30, 2007 at 7:02 pm
tacofish
Yeah… I don’t really know what’s going on with the comments. Craig left me a comment too, and it went to the wrong entry. I’ll try to fix it this week.