Editor’s Note:

The Editor would like to extend his deepest apologies for the Author not actually filling out the form when we requested it. There was going to be all kinds of interesting facts about the author, the author’s interests, where you could contact him, what kind of car he would be if he was a car, and things of that nature. The Author was given this form to fill out (and I know he actually got it because I paid the extra $1.45 to have him sign for it) but he has not, as of yet, returned it to this office. So, in an effort to expedite his filling out of this “getting to know you” form, we here at the office will just make up some embarrassing answers until he sees fit to come down from his almighty Ivory Blogging Tower, and actually make an effort to connect to his audience.

So, what’s with the name “tacofish”?

I went to a dirt mall one day, and I saw a little girl there, who couldn’t be more than four or five years old, and I explained my situation to her. I needed a name for this blog, and didn’t have a creative bone in my body with which to come up with a cool, memorable name. So I asked this kid, I says, “Hey, little girl. What would you think would be the best name for a WordPress.com Blog?” This little girl looks up at me with just the sweetest grin, takes her finger out of her nose, and says, “Scobleizer!” So I just went with “tacofish”.

Who do you consider to be the Greatest American President?

Oooo… I’d have to go with Lincoln. I mean, how cool would it be to have invented the car, and discover cold fusion? I mean, there is a guy who had some drive in his life. I can really admire that. Either him, or that one President who got stuck in his own bathtub. Now there’s a guy who obviously knew how to party.

Breakfast foods: Cereal or Bacon and Eggs?

I don’t really eat breakfast because I’m so lazy, I never get up until 2:30 in the afternoon. At that point, I just forage through the refrigerator or trash can for whatever my lovely fiancĂ© had for lunch. And if that fails, I’ll make Ramen Noodles with Ketchup.

Favourite Car?

I think spaceships are cool.

Excuse me?

You know, the Millennium Falcon. I like the one that Denny Crane was the captain of.

What is the deal with your hair?

Um, well… I am going bald. But that’s okay because I still get people on the street who stop me and ask for change. I think they are homeless. But they still have a sense of style, and I’m sure one of them would tell me if my comb-over was too obvious.

Who do you most admire?

I would have to say the fat guy from “Lost”. He is a sexy beast. And also Gandhi, because he freed the slaves.

Thank you for your time.

Ooo! Ooo! I have some popcorn in the pantry! You can eat it if you let me have the “Pour Over Cheddar” Packet!